As you are undoubtedly aware, Sasha Obama was busted doing cocaine in an empty classroom of her elite D.C. school, the Hawkins Academy.

When questioned by school officials, Sasha told them where she got her drugs: her mother’s dresser, which is where she “always gets” her coke according to a friend who was interviewed by the D.C. Metro-Times.

Unsurprisingly, police became very curious when they learned this information. D.C. Sheriff Mike Halbern says that “the former First Lady was brought in for questioning about her alleged habits after a tip from a member of the community regarding her daughter’s activities.”

It’s unclear if Obama will be charged – she will have undoubtedly gotten rid of her stash by now thanks to the slow-moving investigation – but it’s very interesting that police actually care about this given the Obamas’ stranglehold on law enforcement. Perhaps now that they are not in charge they can’t get away with the things they used to.

Mrs. Obama was seen entering the D.C. Sheriff’s Office at 9:29 a.m. on Thursday and leaving at 2 p.m.

Halbern will not say if Obama will be charged, citing an “ongoing investigation,” but he “smirked” when the Metro-Times asked him about it.

I’m sure we can all agree that “Lock Her Up” applies here, unless she actually has those “man parts” we all know she has. In that case, “him.”